Here's a story I wrote Alison while she was on her "Facebook Fast." She lasted 3 days. Good job.
"ok i'll tell you a story. once upon of time there was a girl who liked having fun but hated doing homework. she also sucked her thumb at night. her fairy god mother visited her at night and told her that if she sucked her thumb, a big scary man with scissors was going to chop it off. she woke up and thought "wow, that was weird." and then she sucked her thumb. just at that moment a big scary man jumped into her room and chopped off her thumb."
Struwwelpeter for this lovely image.
This is payback for the "Lewis Family Tragedy." Hope you sleep well tonight. Ha ha ha ha.