Anyway, I was reading the cereal box while eating breakfast last Saturday. This cereal box is pretty boring actually. Cap'n Crunch is way more exciting, but I decided to read boring Cracklin' Oat Bran anyway. It's kind of like reading the back of shampoo bottles in the shower. You have to re-read them, even though you've read them a bazillion times before.
I got so bored that I decided to read the nutritional label.
Anyway, after reading that I took a practice test and one of the questions was this:
26. Which of the following foods contains the greatest amount of energy/gram?
My initial feeling was "D. Protein" but then I remembered the cereal box.
And thanks to Cracklin' Oat Bran, I knew that "C. Fat" was the right answer. I know that I definitely wouldn't have been reading the nutritional information if I had Cap'n Crunch in front of me. I guess I can be grateful now for boring cereal boxes.