Shearing the Sheep

I got a haircut yesterday. My hair is really curly when its long. When I'm stressed out, it gets fluffy. You can tell how stressed I am by measuring the diameter of my fro.

But I got my hair cut yesterday. Yay!

Here is a picture showing how different I look with a haircut. I want you all to notice that the only thing I changed is the hair.

Don't I look like two different people? I think I will do this type of transformation if I ever decide to rob a bank. I will grow my hair out long and shaggy, rob a bank, then run and get a haircut. No one would ever recognize me.