I read this joke a couple of years ago in the Reader's Digest, but I forgot how it went. I had a few minutes before class started today and was trying to think of it, but to no avail. In any case, I made up my own version:
A guy calls the vacation resort where he has booked his stay a few weeks in advanced.
He says, "What kind of second-rate institution are you running here?! I called in twice already because you get my name wrong, but you never change it! My name is Mr. Sawey, not Mr. Cryiu! Can you please change it for me?"
The customer service representative replies, "OK, sir. No problem. Can you spell "Sawey" for me please?"
"Yeah, it's real easy. It spelled s as in 'sea,' a as in 'are,' w as in 'why,' e as in 'eye,' and y as in 'you.' Can you please tell me what is so hard about that?!"
Ba dum dum!!