I just found the spot where I am supposed to live:
This is the corner of Bryan Street and Lewis Street.
This is found in the city of Bryan, Ohio. It's kind of in the middle of nowhere. See?
Bryan, Ohio looks like a pretty nice place.
This is found in the city of Bryan, Ohio. It's kind of in the middle of nowhere. See?
I found out some interesting things about this great city. First, there are only about 8,000 people that live here. Second, it is known for manufacturing three famous items: Dum-Dum suckers, candy canes, and Etch-A-Sketches. Katie said that of all the candy that could represent me, perhaps Dum-Dums represent me the best. I resent this statement, because Dum-Dums are pretty trashy candy. If only Bryan, OH would manufacture Jolly Rancher Jellybeans...those things are the absolute best tasting candy in the world.
Bryan, Ohio looks like a pretty nice place.
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I'm sure it's a lovely place. Did you happen to notice that it is 2300 miles away from a certain lonely grandma? Still hoping to entice you a little further west. :)
Man, way to totally misquote me. I did not say that Dum Dums represent you. What I said was that it seems a little fitting that a place with the same name as yours manufactures, ya know, candy canes and Dum Dums. It was a dig, yeah, but not THAT kind of a dig.
Perhaps the most important questions is do they need an optometrist? And how did you find out that there is such a place?
I love dum dums and always search for the cream soda or fruit punch flavors at dr. offices...
i like the apple dum dums.
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