Friday, August 5, 2011

Slap hat

I saw this lovely item and thought it was one of the dumbest weapons ever.

It took me a while to figure out how it worked. I thought it was just a normal baseball hat that you can slap people with. It turns out that there is a heavy 2 pound beanbag on the back of the head that is full of "impact material that is 100% the density of lead."

I'm not really sure what it means when it says it is 100% the density of lead. Is it lead then? Or just some cornstarch or something? Maybe it's full of plastic toys. I know it hurt really bad when I was hit on the head by Cookie Monster's plastic eyeballs. 

I think everyone has been hit on the head by those eyeballs.  He may look cute and innocent, but I'm pretty sure he hides blades in those eyes. [Link]


Katie said...

Hahaha! Man, SO true. Cookie Monster's plastic eyeballs are lethal. Even more so when your dog chews on them and makes them all rigid and sharp.

Patricia said...

Good to read from this blog again!
I've missed it......

Kathy Haynie said...

I second that. (From Trish)