This is a pretty funny blog that plucks a sentence from a peer-reviewed science paper that sounds pretty funny on its own. For example:
--It seems that really active black holes are rare but not antisocial
--[A] noticeable percentage of flies… ended up with bizarre and random abnormalities such as legs growing where eyes should be
--The stimulus material consisted of the ﬁrst 43min of the movie Bridget Jones Diary
Here's the link.